You came into my life unexpectedly. You have made my life definitely more interesting. Like a novela interesting. Just kidding. That would not be fun, considering how dramatic and complicated everything is. Anyways, Happy Birthday Evan! I wish you all the best and hope you get all 22 wishes. I'm so glad to be spending another Birthday with you. I feel like I should sing you a song, but maybe not. Happy Birthday to you sha la la la sha la la la and many more till you're a hundred and four... well maybe not that old. That would be depressing. Old, no friends, crippled, and you can't help yourself at all...No bueno.
With much love,